Hah, my house mate seems to be the clumsy one around the house. Got him to help me peel the carrots once and he peeled his finger.... cut his finger opening a can, burning his arm on the lip of the pan... it goes on.
She nearly impaled her hand all the way through with the knife because she decided to get the pip out of an avocado but stabbing it straight down with the point of the knife. Suffice to say it slipped and ended up nearly going right through her hand.
I am trying to make it through life without requiring stitches or having to be put under. So far that seems to be working out okay, except I think my wisdom teeth are going to need extracting in the not so distant future.