Another bidet horror story ....
I was in Italy on a high school trip and in the place we were staying the bathroom was kind of confusing. I should have clued in that a bidet was a erm - toilet - and not what I thought it was. So I go into the bathroom and say to myself "hrm ... I wonder if that white bowl shaped porcelain sink is good enough to wash my hair?" Well guess what.
YES I WASHED MY HAIR IN A BIDET
I came out of the bathroom and said to my friend "Gee, the Italians think of everything! There's even a handy knee level sink to wash your hair in!"
Needless to say she never ever let it go even to this day