I have a couple of crazy fish woman stories to share:
1. When you tramp through a few kilometres of bushland paranoid some big angry male 'roo is going to jump out and thump you, all in the hunt for the perfect piece of wood for your tank.
Then, you get home and realise your 'rough' size approximations are so out, it looks like the whole darn tree fell in your tank.
2. When your neighbours think you're insane because you sit next to a clam wading pool in your yard with a net and a bucket catching mosquito larvae for your fish.
Then when you discover a colony of mosquitoes living on your roof and remember that you left that container of larvae sitting on your cupboard
3. When every room in the house except the bathroom has a fish tank in it. And more than 70% of the space in your bedroom is dedicated to your 'hobby'.